Miscellaneous

LX v Stage

Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?
A: Thief!

Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a panel?
A: Dead!

“You know.. I worked in the theatre for (insert relevant time period) before I learned that F***ingElectricians was really TWO words!”

Q: Why don’t you run over an electrician on a bicycle?
A: Might be your bike.

Q: What do you get when you make an electrician a carpenter?
A: A bad carpenter.

Q: What do you get when you make a carpenter an electrician?
A: A dead carpenter.

Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.

Sound

Q: Why do sound techs go “one two, one two”?
A1: Because if they could count any higher they would be lighting techs.
A2: Because you have to lift on three.

Q: What’s the difference between a sound guy and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a sound guy.

Q: What did the sound guy get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: What does it mean when a sound guy is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with techies?
A: A sound guy.