Light Bulb Jokes
This is only a selection of the light bulb jokes out there…
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One…. if he can find it.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; the actor holds the light bulb, and the world revolves around the actor…
Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
Q: How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3…no, make it 4… on second thought 3… make it 5 just to be safe.
Q: How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmmmmm…. Light bulb…. Allow me to ponder the changing of the bulb.
Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Sorry a new lamp isn’t in the budget”
Q: How many lighting designers does is take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Its a carefully orchestrated blackout.
Q: How many stage managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I DON’T CARE- JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How many Production Managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF, DAMMIT?!?!
Q: How many stagehands does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s an electrician’s job.
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If it worked once, they aren’t going to play with it.
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty five and a minimum of four hours, you got a fu**ing problem with that?
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: LAMP!!! It’s called a LAMP, you idiot!
Q: How many stage managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s on my list…it’s on my list…
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Why can’t it be a candle?
Q: How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they’ll just fix it in the mix.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 5–one to screw in the bulb, and four to say how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn’t the stage manager do that?
Q: How many radical feminist performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
